Look, you’re a smart person. I’ve just spent a whole week listing reasons why my book is going to be free, and why you should take a few seconds to download it for free this weekend. But I know none of that matters. You are a discerning individual, who makes decisions in their own time –in their own way.
So if this doesn’t convince you, The Seven Reasons My Book is Worthless:
5. The Dream
And none of the blathering I’ve filled this blog with convinces you:
Even after all that, you still won’t give Spell/Sword a chance when it costs you zero moneys — well, then I guess you’re just a hard nut to crack.
I mean lighten up. It’s just a little space on your Kindle, or your smartphone, or your PC.
What do you want from me — to look into your eyes, convince you in person, get on my knees?
I’m going to be at Dragon*Con in Atlanta this Friday, Saturday and Sunday. If you need even more convincing, comment on this post with your location or a way to contact you — and I WILL FIND YOU.
Anywhere on the grounds of Dragon*Con.
Unless, you know, I’m asleep or something.
I will come to you and look into your eyes.
And music will play. And fairies with pan-flutes will appear.
And a cobalt-steel gryphon will coalesce from the ether, rockets blazing.
And you will download Spell/Sword for free on your freaking Kindle.
Man, you made this hard.