You know what’s nice?
Realizing that I haven’t mentioned minotaurs even once in That Thing — and abruptly putting in a minotaur.
Best job in the world.
I want there to be more minotaurs. BAM. Minotaur.
No discussions, no forms to fill out, no concerns about tone or ‘realism’.
“You know what this tea party needs? A FRICKIN’ minotaur.”
Suck it, other genres. Fantasy and swordpunk win the day.