The bennies.

You know what’s nice?

Realizing that I haven’t mentioned minotaurs even once in That Thing — and abruptly putting in a minotaur.


Best job in the world.

I want there to be more minotaurs. BAM. Minotaur.

No discussions, no forms to fill out, no concerns about tone or ‘realism’.

“You know what this tea party needs? A FRICKIN’ minotaur.”

"Yes, I'll take a few crumpets. Two sugars.. and NO MILK."

Suck it, other genres.  Fantasy and swordpunk win the day.