If you’re plumber, you fix your friends’ showers. If you’re a mechanic, you fix your friends’ cars. If you’re a baker — guess you’re going to be making cupcakes for your tribe pretty regularly.
But, if you’re a writer — sometimes your friends ask you to come up with burlesque performer names.
Don’t look at me weird – it’s Athens.
What? Doesn’t your town have it’s own, personal burlesque troupe?
So, I came up with a whole bunch of performer names – I’m going to put them below the jump, because they are NAUGHTY. NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY. Do not click through if you are an impressionable youth or hate bad puns
[This was for an *ahem* voluptuous redhead, who wanted a “sexy lawyer” theme.
The Tittle Mermaid.
F. Me Daily
Leave it to Cleavage.
5 thoughts on “Burlesque Names I”
Yeah, I spent many a long night trying to help my wife come up with her roller derby name, which are pretty similar to burlesque names, except with more killing and less sex.
HA, yeah. I’ve helped brainstorm a fair amount of those as well. The daunting part of that is that freaking database they keep of ALL DERBY NAMES EVER. It’s like playing tennis with a brick wall, everything’s been taken.
‘Judge Booty’ – pictured a much sexier version of Judge Judy. I enjoyed it. Cheers!
Ughh if only I had boobs! I would a) do burlesque and b) be Leave it to Cleavage.
Is there the rule in burlesque that two performers can’t have the same name? That’s the sad case of it in roller derby.
No hard rule/database like in derby. None of these names have been used as far as I know. If you take the plunge, I’ll come up with more names for you.