If you’re plumber, you fix your friends’ showers. If you’re a mechanic, you fix your friends’ cars. If you’re a baker — guess you’re going to be making cupcakes for your tribe pretty regularly.
But, if you’re a writer — sometimes your friends ask you to come up with burlesque performer names.
Don’t look at me weird – it’s Athens.
What? Doesn’t your town have it’s own, personal burlesque troupe?
So, I came up with a whole bunch of performer names – I’m going to put them below the jump, because they are NAUGHTY. NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY. Do not click through if you are an impressionable youth or hate bad puns
[This was for an *ahem* voluptuous redhead, who wanted a “sexy lawyer” theme.
The Tittle Mermaid.
F. Me Daily
Leave it to Cleavage.