So here’s a thing I did on Twitter this afternoon. Yes, I am very weird.
@gderekadams‘s Asteroid Made of Dragons on @inkshares: https://www.inkshares.com/projects/asteroid-made-of-dragons?referral_code=134980a0 … Would you be so kind, Twitter? Must I convince you?
Okay – – here’s the deal, written in words heavier than steel.
Of Jonas and Rime, squire and wild mage, two travellers filled with stupidity and rage.
I wrote them myself, tap tap at my desk, then sent them to fly on a self-published quest.
It was fun, it was grand, my fiction did sizzle. But the slow creak of Time makes my energy fizzle.
I stared at the walls of Publishing’s grove, to climb it seemed worse than Plath’s head in a stove.
Patience and skill you need to make it for reals, I’m twitchy and tricksome, no match for these wheels.
Then one day
@swordandlaser did tell, a miraculous new site both potent and fell.
A place called
@Inkshares , cute name all in all, they had a new way of brick-breaking the wall.
If enough friends I could trick, wheedle or sell, then my third book would be published like casting a spell.
Crowd-funding! Pre-orders! Kickstarter but more! Guaranteed results like robbing a store!
So to those who read these couplets that rhyme, could I perhaps wheedle a bit more of your time?
Take a look at my book, I hope you adore – and if I’m quite honest , I hope you’ll do more.
Click the button, bang the gong, let everyone know! Asteroids are coming with mother fucking dragons in tow!
So here is the link, thank you for reading. I hope you can find your wallet despite your eyeballs both bleeding. https://www.inkshares.com/projects/asteroid-made-of-dragons …