CAN YOU CONVINCE ME TO DO SOMETHING I WAS GOING TO DO ANYWAY?
If I receive a sufficient number of internet, then I will do A Thing.
CAN YOU GIVE ME THE RIGHT KIND AND QUANTITY OF INTERNET?
The Thing is cool, and there is absolutely no way I am not going to Do It. I crave attention.
BUT PERHAPS IF I PRETEND I AM not GOING TO DO THE THING YOU WILL GIVE ME MORE INTERNET.
My demands are simple. Internet. Pile it up. On me. BURY ME IN INTERNET.
I wish to be the Caligula of Internet. Touch me with your web phallus and dance on this crazy ass boat I built. I will appoint my horse a senator. I will perform a play with my paramour as thousands starve in the street.
You need to give me Internet. Maybe then I’ll do the Thing I was Going to Do Anyway.
Please send Internet postmarked Me, attn: Me. Bring it to my house, knock on the door and run away.
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