Hey — I want to write something faux-Shakespearean. Give me an idea!
[No, I will not worry about the meter — because I’m super lazy.]
Story on Demand – Blank Curse
Hey — I want to write something faux-Shakespearean. Give me an idea!
[No, I will not worry about the meter — because I’m super lazy.]
spell-sword.com 
A farmer decides he doesn’t want to farm anymore, but instead wants to be a bath girl. You know, one of those girls that stands around the public baths and brings the soap, lavender essence and towels?
Take from that what you can…good luck!
You can ignore it too, and use a better idea. Don’t know where that came from…
In the early versions of R&G Are Dead, Stoppard had them arriving in England, only to find that the king, Lear, was bonkers. He left it, and you can pick it up . . .
I’d like to hear Yorick’s response to the famous speech that is typically monologued at his grinning skull.