All of the lovely writer blogs that I follow, posting up your daily/weekly/hourly/minutely word count – making my draw drop.
“Oh, I just wrote 10,000 words this afternoon — still plenty of time to go work at the homeless shelter before dinner!”
“Hmm, stuck in the elevator — better crank out three chapters…..”
“3 minutes for the popcorn? Great! I can do that 30,000 word backstory for my second protagonist.”
Consider me very jealous – and full to the brim with green-colored Envy Bile.
spell-sword.com 
Well, I’m safe from your hate, any way 🙂
I’ve got my eye on you — I see those mega-posts you toss out like it’s nothin’.
That’s not ‘writing.’ That’s talking shite 🙂
hahahaahhaaa!!!
I think the face of pure hatred may have escaped from the Dragon Warrior video game universe. Last I checked, harboring fugitive slimes meant death by squeeze cheese.
Escaped — OR SENT ON KAMIKAZE MISSION?!?
If they’re on to you…crap! Nowhere is safe! Run! Run for the hills!
I don’t think I’ve ever written 10,000 words in a day unless my son’s sitting on my laptop and pushing down the ssssssssssssssssss key. But don’t be a hater man…it’s good to know my gigantamo word countage is intimidating enough to make you turn green and ralf on the sofa 🙂
DESPAIR TEARS.
Always remember…You are not alone!
I know, I’m surrounded by awesome, prolific writers. Weeping….