Man, it’s hard to be grumpy when your evening consists of a stage production of H.P. Lovecraft’s The Call of Cthulhu, followed by performing with a local burlesque troupe.
But I’m doing a pretty good job of it.
I’m still going to work on That Thing, and update my writing schedule.
But I will be petulant about it!
Petulant also sounds like the name of an Elder God.
Or a good cat’s name.
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Hold up now….you’re in a burlesque group? Well bust my buffers! And how do you pronounce Cthulhu? That word has me a little tongue tied. Uh oh, I sense a google search of it coming on in the next couple minutes.
Don’t google the dread Elder God!
I’m more of a prop in this performance — not a member of the troupe.
Oh ho ho…..excitacating. I saw a guy do something like that at an adult hypnotist show last year. He was pretending to be a stripper pole.