Hey! People are reading my stuff – this is awesome, and more than a little terrifying.

Thanks for taking the time to look around! [WINCE.]

I’m new to WordPress, and that little bar graph that hovers at the top of the page showing you how many people have looked at your site is like a dark god that I fear and worship. Be appeased, oh Towers of Disdain! Grow forever taller, and do not fall into the Bowels of Ennui.