Ha! My top post so far this month was the first installment of my A Few Good Men fanfiction.
Have I found my higher calling? MY NICHE?!?
Masked Man: I saw the devil this morning. Walking through the azaleas, dangling his long fingers, as casual as a green grocer. The small bushes grew along the sidewalk, and bowed towards his feet as he passed. He was wearing corduroy and dark glasses.
He wasn’t in a hurry. I thought to myself, shouldn’t he be in a hurry? The times I’ve thought of him in the past, I always pictured him moving as swiftly as a peregrine falcon — swooping down on empty heads with his talons spread wide. He looked tired, like he’d been out too late and was slumping his way home. He pinched his nose with two long fingers and sighed waiting for the light to turn.
There he was. The devil in the crosswalk.
I should have let him pass, but he seemed tame. So I cleared my throat and inclined my head.
He looked at me. He gave me his full attention.
He stood stock still in the center of the crosswalk. Lines of cars in both directions, not one dared to beep. Tons of metal and plastic holding their breath.
He stood and he stared, The Beast himself looking at me.
He pushed his sunglasses down with one long finger. His eyes were green.
“What.” he said.
I had nothing to say. I shook like a leaf. I realized that I was not speaking to the physical object in front of me, but to something beyond — something that reached through the short gray hair and the green eyes, something beyond. I could almost see the strings.
“I…I just wanted to say ‘hey’.”
“Hey.” he said and pushed his glasses back up. Dark windows walked past, and the horns began to blare.
The devil walked on by. He was in no hurry, but it was not my time to waste.
We all have our part to play.
Minutes like coins to toss where we may.
If string can bind the Morning Star,
what webs hold us, bugs in jar?
Running against the clock always galvanizes me. Just the idea that the entry window for the Amazon contest might close before I get done editing, is pushing me to untold heights of GONZO EDITING.
“Oh, I really like this section. Too bad it’s boring.” CUT.
“You know, my Beta Readers were right, this chapter has all the exposition and it’s buried 50 pages in.” CHAPTER MOVE.
“Why’s Jonas so freaking emo in Chapter One?” INSERT JOKES.
“Huh, I never did really explain why Cotton hates wild mages so much.” BACKSTORY INFUSION ACTIVATE.
“Hmm, these two chapters are kinda thin now that they’ve been trimmed.” CHAPTER FUSION DANCE.
It’s liberating, at the very least. Only a couple more days of anxiety about it, before I have to bite the bullet and send my entry to Amazon. All of these changes needed to happen, nothing like a little bit of panic to spur me to make them.
Blech. This is why I like theatre. There’s a built in deadline:Opening Night. You can work and agonize on a novel FOR ALL OF TIME.
Moving chapters all at once is TERRIFYING.

Just that moment when you’ve cut one chapter, and it’s hanging in word processing limbo before you paste it into its new location — WHAT IF. What if someone bumps your hand and it vanishes forever?
Coupled with the terror of change — the TERROR OF CHANGING THINGS.
No wonder writers drink.
The WordPress.com stats helper monkeys prepared a 2012 annual report for this blog.
Here’s an excerpt:
600 people reached the top of Mt. Everest in 2012. This blog got about 7,700 views in 2012. If every person who reached the top of Mt. Everest viewed this blog, it would have taken 13 years to get that many views.
Warming up on Spell/Sword editing — poking at the edges of it again, wrapping my head around some potential chapter moves, edits, re-writes, additions, subtractions, etc.
800 miles and a whole lot of wrapping paper and food later, I’m back.
You should listen to the new Shadeaux Bros. Christmas Album.
It’s our fourth album, but if you’re following the storyline [who isn’t?] this album is chronologically first, and is aptly titled First Christmas.
What, you don’t adopt a mysterious persona and save Christmas every year? Weird.
Hmmm…I was planning on continuing the ‘Three Falcons’ bit I was working on — but I honestly kind
of like how it hangs right now.
This piece is background/world information for my new tabletop campaign and I think it serves the purpose well enough. Introducing some flavor of the world, a tragedy and a bit of a mystery. Too much more and I’ll start giving things away to my players — and we don’t want that do we?
In other news:
Come see my play!
I’m about a week away from beginning final edits in earnest on Spell/Sword.
I wrote an awesome song today for this year’s Shadeaux Bros. Christmas album.