Spell/Sword
Another poor soul who wants to stop working a real job, and write stories about rocket-powered gryphons.
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Burlesque Names I
Glenn Arthur
If you’re plumber, you fix your friends’ showers. If you’re a mechanic, you fix your friends’ cars. If you’re a baker — guess you’re going to be making cupcakes for your tribe pretty regularly.
But, if you’re a writer — sometimes your friends ask you to come up with burlesque performer names.
Don’t look at me weird – it’s Athens.
What? Doesn’t your town have it’s own, personal burlesque troupe?
Anyway.
So, I came up with a whole bunch of performer names – I’m going to put them below the jump, because they are NAUGHTY. NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY. Do not click through if you are an impressionable youth or hate bad puns
So, why bother?
There is at least a 30% chance that someone will PUNCH A DINOSAUR, in any given story. I've consumed a lot of great stories -- now I'm trying to make them. Be present at the birth of the SWORDPUNK movement. It's similar to steampunk, except it's not cool. Not cool at all. Aren't we all a little tired of fantasy being hip and marketable? Unless you're into Steampunk -- then this is totally that.
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